Good day

Spock: How was your day at work, Mommy?
Mommy: Good.
Spock: I had a good day at school.

Happy? Bob your head!

Spock: If you're happy and you know it, bob your head - Boing, boing.

Invites me to jam with him:

Spock: I want Mommy play the guitar... I want Mommy play the saxophone.

Naked dog

Walking home from the creche, Spock spots a dog on a leash:

Spock: The doggy's naked!

Daddy: Well, he's wearing a collar and a leash - that's pretty much what a dog needs.

Spock: I want to buy the doggy clothes.

"Dawww"

*Disclaimer: Spock doesn't watch any television and hence we don't know where he got the following idea from!

Spock: I want to buy a (toy) gun, Mommy.

Mommy: Why do you need a gun?

Spock: I don't like the ones I have. (He often pretends that his L-shaped Duplos are guns)

Mommy: Why not? What's wrong with them?

Spock: I want to buy one that makes a sound when I shoot - Dawww!

Don't ask us why but we have no idea why S's guns go "Dawww" instead of "Bang."

Love for sick mommy

Mommy: *cough, cough*
Spock: Are you not feeling well, Mommy?
Mommy: Yes, Mommy is sick.
Spock: I want to make Mommy feel better. (places his hand on my chest and pats it gently)

Book hugger

Reading about Jacob and Esau before bedtime:

Daddy: And Esau was very angry at Jacob...
Sympathetic Spock: I wanna hug angry Esau! (pulls book over kisses picture of Esau and hugs book)

Girlfriends

Daddy: Tomorrow you'll go to school and see your teachers, Miss Tan, your friends...
Spock: My girlfriend...
Daddy: Who is your girlfriend?
Spock: Kayla, Preeti, Miss Tan.

Kitchen small talk

Mommy and Spock making small talk in the kitchen:

Spock: What are you doing, Mommy?
Mommy: Peeling a carrot.
Spock: Wow! That's hard work.